as the Gay Music Commander ive compiled a working list of artists straight people are not allowed to listen to
panic! at the disco
troye sivan
halsey
sufjan stevens (and his weaker, less evolved counterpart hozier)
tegan & sara
my chemical romance (may they rest in peace)
papa roach
color theory pioneers walk the moon
adele
carly rae jepsen
country music legend dolly parton
the killers
ex-disney icons the jonas brothers
florence and the machine
kelly clarkson, inventor of feminism
marina and the diamonds
vampire weekend
3OH!3, the last known disciples of jesus christ himself
if you are straight, PLEASE respect this list and refrain from listening to artists listed or artists affiliated with those listed. i reserve the right to add and remove artists as i please. thank you for your time
due to the overwhelming response i’d like to make some formal amendments to this list. straight people are now also banned from listening to:
børns
kesha, creator of fun
cobra starship (again, may they rest in peace)
brand new
hayley kiyoko, pioneer of neon wlw aesthetics
ariana grande
britney spears, the inventor of pop
years and years
weezer
cher (by extension straight people can no longer watch Burlesque (2010, dir. Steven Antin)
thank you for your time! :)
a third amendment, by popular request
pvris
the front bottoms
Thank you so very much for trying to control my music tastes JUST because I am straight but, no, I will listen to whatever the hell I want thank you very much.
you can listen to whatever you want !!! as long as it’s not on the list of things that straighties can’t listen to. thanks for ur understanding!!!
I’m sorry but no can do. If I go a day without MCR it will be the day I die.😂😂😂
So they go around the world bombing and killing people and then expect us to feel sorry for them?? Nah son, you deserve it.
me if i ever find out any of my neighbors are veterans
Hmmm. I mean, just because the army as an institution is flawed and damaging doesn’t mean everyone in it is a terrible person. To paint every single veteran with the same brush is reductive and to make light of the debilitating mental disorders many have just seems wrong. Like yes, fuck the military as an institution completely 100%, but blaming disabled ex-front-line infantry maybe isn’t the best direction for our anger, perhaps.
Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.